I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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