He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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