I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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