Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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