I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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