you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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