I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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