the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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