she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you win again, gameday.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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