the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize
