I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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