I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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