I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
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