I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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