it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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