where am i from again
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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