Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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