my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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