Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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