When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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