So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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