But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
