I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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