"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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