You just made me feel so damn special
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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