I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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