brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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