Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I think people are normalizing furries
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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