i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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