we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
i out mim tonsoeep
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