Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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