3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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