The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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