Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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