Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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