Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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