its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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