no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
two words...techno handjob
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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