I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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