your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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