ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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