i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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