Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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