I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
