ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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