yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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