chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
this just has baby written all over it
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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