She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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