is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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