Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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