I CAN MOONWALK!
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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