she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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