Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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