They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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