this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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