D3 body, D1 cock
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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